"Pizza Index" Returns to the Forefront.. Do Secret Orders Reveal Washington's Intentions Toward Iran?

A Renewed Old Phenomenon
Since the 1980s, journalists and residents of Washington have noticed that nights when senior officials stay late in their offices at the Department of Defense are associated with a notable increase in food orders, especially from nearby pizza restaurants located on the border of Arlington. With recent discussions about a potential strike against Iran escalating, the "Pizza Index" has returned to dominate discussions, having reportedly reached high levels at sensitive times.
The Media is Watching... and Restaurant Owners are Cautious
Television networks and news sites have routinely contacted nearby restaurant owners to inquire about the volume of orders, but responses often come cautiously and briefly, in an attempt to avoid turning a regular business activity into a political analysis tool.
The Defense Secretary Weighs In
U.S. Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth acknowledged that he is following the ongoing debate about the phenomenon, indicating that the department may adopt a counter-strategy by increasing orders randomly and misleadingly to confuse any attempts to predict future military decisions.
Between Humor and Real Concern
Despite the sarcastic tone surrounding the story, the background this time is more sensitive. The U.S. military buildup in the region recalls historical precedents and fuels fears among residents of cities close to the capital, especially those with relatives serving in the Middle East.
While the U.S. administration continues its statements regarding diplomatic pathways, many eyes remain fixed on unconventional indicators... which may start from a pizza box and end with a decision that shakes the entire region.